chez bernice: Archive

Feb 26th

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Feb 23rd

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Mom: You know, when I was your age, I was really silly. In a lot of ways, I wasn't as mature as you are. I never thought about the future. BUT, on the other hand, I was the leader of 300 people. In that way, you are not as successful as I was.
Dad: Both not thinking about the future and being a leader of 300 people was because of the environment you grew up in.
Me: He means you were a communist.

Feb 22nd

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Laissez les bon temps rouler!

Feb 21st

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 11th

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So, I haven’t really made up my mind about grad schools yet, but I have a feeling I’m going to end up at UNC Chapel Hill like I had a feeling I was going to end up at William and Mary. Not a very strong feeling, but I admit it is there. It has everything going for it. Number two in public health, number one in nutrition, beautiful location that is only a three hour drive from home and...

Feb 10th

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Mom: Where is UNC? Isn't that two states down from us?
Me: No, it's right under us
Mom: But isn't south carolina right under us and north carolina is under that?

Feb 1st

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Me, to my dad's iPhone dictation app: Tomorrow I need to get up at 7 o clock because I'm going to the Buddhist temple with Margaret
iPhone dictation app to me: Tomorrow I need to get up at 7 o clock because I'm going to the Buddhist temple of Margaret
My dad, to his iPhone dictation app: Tomorrow Bernice needs to get up at 7 o clock because she's going to the temple with Margaret to study Buddhism
iPhone dictation app to dad: Tomorrow Bernice is green to catch up at 7 o clock for that there wacko tool tempo to study Pooties

Jan 29th

Colds and vampires beware! My avocado pasta tonight had a whole head of raw garlic.

Jan 28th

Watch

This is my upperclass monroe project! I filmed a documentary on an elementary school garden.

Jan 28th

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Mom: I looked at your blog. There is nothing interesting.

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Mom: Haha, why don't you blog about what I just said!
Me: Maybe. When are you going to blog about stuff I say?
Mom: Huh?
Me: We agreed that I'd blog about stuff you said and you'd blog about stuff I said!
Mom: Oh, you were serious!

Jan 27th

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Me: Is this vegetarian?

Mom: I'd say about half vegetarian

Jan 26th

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Mom, during dinner: You're my daughter. Of course I will eat your leftovers no matter what it is unless it's your excrement.
Me: Eww!
Mom, rolling eyes: Why don't you blog about it!

Jan 25th

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Mom, looking at our two cats in the garage: All three of them are in the garage!
Me: All three of what?
Mom: Us! That's what the cats are thinking. That you, me, and your dad are in the garage.

Jan 20th

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i am going to start blogging about stuff my mom...

Mom: Your dad and I were fighting
Me: What??
Mom: Against ants!

Jan 19th

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Jan 8th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 15th

Nov 19th

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“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”

– Eleanor Roosevelt (via the13thapostle)

Nov 3rd

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“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...”

– albert einstein

Nov 3rd

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“Why don’t you tell me that ‘if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited...”

– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via sahoward)

Oct 27th

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Oct 9th

A discussion of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl character between Brian Zitzelman and 500 days of summer director Mark Webb BZ [Brian Zitzelman]: It’s a type of person that exists. MW [Marc Webb]: Well, it exists and it’s also part of literature that has always existed. What was Beatrice to Dante? You know what I mean? Eve was that to Adam. It’s just part of what she represents and I don’t...

Oct 8th

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withlovefelicia: open up a calm conservatory in nyc where people can pet cats and other cute animals, do yoga, hug stuffed animals, drink tea, listen to music, get massages, paint, eat good food, learn about chinese herbal medicine, have acupuncture done, sit in a sauna, get facials, read, take naps and meditate. we will also provide zen interior design consulting as well as life consulting....

Oct 6th